muntean michaela do not ever be a babysitter
Muntean Michaela Do Not Ever Be a Babysitter!
Uncle Pig is babysitting his niece and nephews, and he is clueless about what to do! His sister left him a handy list of ideas for how to entertain them, but Pig has a flair for misinterpretation - think Amelia Bedelia - and he often turns to the reader for advice. After the piglets wreak havoc inside his tidy home, Pig realizes they need to go outside to play. But what begins as some much-needed fresh air and fun soon turns to unbridled chaos. What a day Pig is having! Fortunately, the savvy, sensitive piglets figure out how to turn things around. Kids will laugh their way through the antics, and parents, aunts, uncles, and caregivers everywhere will relate to this hilarious misadventure in babysitting.
3556 Руб.
Labarre Natalie Incredible Jobs You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
Do you know what you want to do when you grow up? Why not work as a babysitter . . . for sloths? Or become a farmer . . . of corpses? You might even grow up to be someone who gets paid to actually sleep on the job! From taste testers to dinosaur dusters, there are all kinds of incredible jobs that you’ve probably never heard of . . . and one of them might be just right for you! Discover all kinds of weird and wonderful jobs you never knew existed in this incredible, tall-format picture book brimming with wit and wow-factor, from fresh new author-illustrator talent, Natalie Labarre.
1999 Руб.
Emmerson Paul How Not to Be a Professional Footballer
An anecdote-driven narrative of the classic footballer's ‘DOs and DO NOTs’ from the ever-popular Arsenal legend and football pundit Paul Merson, aka ‘The Merse’. When it comes to advice on the pitfalls of life as a professional footballer, Paul Merson can pretty much write the manual. In fact, that's exactly what he's done in this hilarious new book which manages to be simultaneously poignant and gloriously funny. Merson was a prodigiously talented footballer in the 80s and 90s, gracing the upper echelons of the game - and the tabloid front pages - with his breathtakingly skills and larger-than-life off-field persona. His much-publicised battles with gambling, drug and alcohol addiction are behind him now, and football fans continue to be drawn to his sharp footballing brain and playful antics on SkySports cult results show Soccer Saturday. The book delights and entertains with a treasure chest of terrific anecdotes from a man who has never lost his love of football and his inimitable joie de vivre through a 25-year association with the Beautiful Game. The DO NOTs include: DO NOT adopt 'Champagne' Charlie Nicholas as your mentor DO NOT share a house with Gazza DO NOT regularly place ?30,000 bets at the bookie's DO NOT get so drunk that you can't remember the 90 minutes of football you just played in DO NOT manage Walsall (at any cost) How Not to be a Professional Footballer is a hugely entertaining, moving and laugh-out-loud funny story.
1873 Руб.
Simon Francesca Horrid Henry and the Bogey Babysitter
The ninth title in the fantastically successful Horrid Henry series Horrid Henry encounters the babysitter from hell, traumatizes his parents on a car journey, goes trick or treating at Hallowe'en, and invades Moody Margaret's Secret Club. Four stories, as brilliant and inventive as ever, to add to 'the funniest series ever written about sibling rivalry and what it's like to be a young child' (Independent on Sunday).
1177 Руб.
Peterson Alice A Song for Tomorrow
Tom fell in love with Alice the moment he saw her. He realises that being with her will not be easy, but she is a force of nature, a burst of sunlight in his otherwise ordinary world. Some people might look at Alice and think she has everything, but Alice knows she is not like other women. Her life is complicated, unpredictable, difficult. Alice does not like pity. All she wants to do – all she's ever wanted to do – is sing. Alice has been told not to follow her dreams. So has Tom. But when fate has already dealt a tough hand, it’s time to stop listening to everyone else and follow their hearts . . .
1464 Руб.
Turner Tracey, Horne Richard 101 Things You Wish You'd Invented
Fancy having your leg chopped off without anaesthetic, a party with no music, or cleaning your teeth with a stick? Probably not. Perhaps it's time you marveled at the brilliance of invention. How ever did we end up with: Morse code? Toilet paper? X-rays? Make something, invent something or just marvel at the sheer luck, twist of evil or pure genius which lies behind the most innocent-looking objects. Weekends will never be the same ... WARNING: This book may induce a spontaneous brainwave. Do not read near naked flame
1642 Руб.
Philip Simon I Really Want the Cake
There's a smell I can't ignore. It's wafting through the kitchen door. It's time for me to find out more. I think it might be cake. How do you resist the most amazing cake ever? Especially when your mum has left a note saying that you MUST NOT eat the cake? This wonderful rhyming text from Simon Philip, author of You Must Bring a Hat, is illustrated with huge energy and humour by Lucia Gaggiotti.
1437 Руб.
Oates Joyce Carol Breathe
Michaela and her husband have moved to the starkly beautiful but uncanny landscape of New Mexico, to take residency at a distinguished academic institute. But then Gerard is stricken with a mysterious illness, initially misdiagnosed, and soon their life begins to resemble a nightmare. At thirty-seven, Michaela faces the terrifying prospect of widowhood - and the loss of Gerard, whose identity has greatly shaped her own. In vividly depicted scenes of escalating suspense, Michaela cares desperately for Gerard in his final days, and then careens through the chaos of the days after he is gone. Her love for her husband, however fierce and selfless, has not been enough to save him and his death is beyond her comprehension. A love that refuses to be surrendered at death - is this the blessing of a unique married love, or a curse that must be exorcized? Breathe is an exploration of haunting, a horror story about the raw madness of grief, and an intense, heart-wrenching love story that grapples with the philosophical questions most fundamental to our existence.
3429 Руб.
Szepessy Andrew Epitaphs for Underdogs
On a hot summer night, a young man sits in a dark cell in a Hungarian prison. The guards do not explain why he is here; he does not know if he will ever be released. But he is far from alone. Others, too, are trapped within the stone walls - singers and students, sages and spies. As the days pass, the man is drawn into their conversations and their lives, and soon becomes a witness to their sometimes outlandish acts of rebellion. Written in the early 1980s and inspired by Andrew Szepessy's own experiences, Epitaphs for Underdogs is a beguiling and exhilarating novel about power, justice and freedom, and about the solidarity that can be found in even the most unexpected places.
2421 Руб.
Furudate Haruichi Haikyu!! Volume 9
Ever since he saw the legendary player known as "the Little Giant" compete at the national volleyball finals, Shoyo Hinata has been aiming to be the best volleyball player ever! He decides to join the team at the high school the Little Giant went to—and then surpass him. Who says you need to be tall to play volleyball when you can jump higher than anyone else? Motivated by their heartbreaking loss to Aoba Johsai, Karasuno now works towards a new goal—the Spring Tournament! The team gears up for a trip to Tokyo for training, but there's something they need to do first—pass their finals! Hinata, Kageyama, Nishinoya and Tanaka are all at risk of failing and not being allowed to go. What are they going to do?! And what is this about a new manager…?
2207 Руб.
Mason Meg You Be Mother
What do you do, when you find the perfect family… …and it’s not yours? The only thing Abi ever wanted was a proper family. So when she falls pregnant by an Australian exchange student in London, she cannot pack up her old life in Croydon fast enough, to start all over in Sydney and make her own family. It is not until she arrives, with three-week-old Jude in tow, that Abi realises Stu is not quite ready to be a father after all. And he is the only person she knows in this hot, dazzling, confusing city, where the job of making friends is turning out to be harder than she thought. That is, until she meets Phyllida, her wealthy, charming, imperious older neighbour, and they become almost like mother and daughter. If only Abi had not told Phil that teeny tiny small lie, the very first day they met…
3036 Руб.
Mitchell Margaret Gone With The Wind
A monumental classic considered by many to be not only the greatest love story ever written, but also the greatest Civil War saga.
258 Руб.
Kermode Mark The Good, The Bad and The Multiplex
If blockbusters make money no matter how bad they are, then why not make a good one for a change? How can 3-D be the future of cinema when it's been giving audiences a headache for over a hundred years? Why pay to watch films in cinemas that don't have a projectionist but do have a fast-food stand? And, in a world where Sex and the City 2 was a hit, what are film critics even for? Outspoken, opinionated and hilariously funny, The Good, The Bad and The Multiplex is a must for anyone who has ever sat in an undermanned, overpriced cinema and wondered: 'How the hell did things get to be this terrible?'
2865 Руб.
Cabot Meg No Words
Welcome to Little Bridge, one of the most beautiful islands in the Florida Keys, home to sandy white beaches, salt-rimmed margaritas and sizzling romance . . . Jo Wright always swore she'd never step foot on Little Bridge Island - not as long as her nemesis, bestselling author Will Price, is living there. Then Jo's given an offer she can't refuse: an all-expenses paid trip to speak and sign at the island's first ever book festival. And when she finds out Will won't even be on the island, there's no reason to refuse. But when she arrives on Little Bridge, Jo is in for a shock: Will is not only at the book festival, but seems genuinely sorry for his past actions - and more than willing not only to make amends, but prove to Jo that he's a changed man. Things seem to be looking up - until disaster strikes, causing Jo to wonder: do any of us ever really know anyone?
2125 Руб.
Blyton Enid Here's The Naughtiest Girl
In Enid Blyton's bestselling school series Elizabeth Allen is sent away to boarding school and makes up her mind to be the naughtiest pupil there's ever been. In book four, there's a new boy in Elizabeth's class. He's sulky and grumpy and he'll do anything to show Elizabeth up. She means to keep her temper, but it's not so easy for someone who was once the naughtiest girl in the school ...
2387 Руб.
Make the Burger (Steam; PC; Регион активации все страны)
Have you ever tried to manage a food truck and make your customers happy?Make the burger is a fun game where just doing a good burger is what matter.In a depreciated neighborhood, a gastronomic Chef decides to sell his beautiful burgers, with the wish to improve the decadent reality of the neighborhood and do people happier. Nothing to kill hunger with delicious food to solve all problems. The Game: Make hamburgers for different types of customers, with various combinations of ingredients. Do not miss your orders, they will not be happy with this. Customers don't like to wait too long so be quick and get it right. Also, do not let the burger fall, otherwise, it will only leave the neighborhood more depreciated and will bring you more work having to clean everything. Unlock the ingredients to receive more happiness. Meet police and bandits who sit in the same environment. Buy more tables to be able to serve all customers. You don't want your precious customer to leave, right?
94 Руб.